I feel like the only person on the planet who doesn't like this "game" at all.

To be honest those negatives really aren't that bad. The waiting (loading and installing) are the worst ones. Multi-touch hasn't been an issue for anything I've used the system for (everything so far), I don't really care about the Wii emulation personally and I haven't had any controller sync issues you just need…

You can adjust the brightness on the screen. I have it turned down, and unless I need the speakers I turn those off as well. Both of those things make a big difference, though I wouldn't complain about a larger battery add-on.

USB Hard drive. The WiiU accepts up to 2TB drives.

You're wrong about both SoulCalibur and Burnout. They both sold best on the Gamecube.

My question is, if they cannot bother to get the information right in any story involving video games how do you know they're even getting it right for "real world" news anymore?

Well, I always knew the part about leaving the pit was some pretty wonky/confusing controlling but... me too. I was five and I figured out how to play this game and finish it with no problems. It wasn't great, but I've played much worse.

And don't forget the fact that there is zero chance of a Thorium Reactor "melting down" because the mechanism by which it functions is completely different. It's also far less harmful. But it's still nuclear, and that word is dangerous! Everybody run!

Awesome. It's like watching a race on TV. I'll check this out.

To be honest nothing Andrew Lawden said about Iron Man 3 couldn't be gleaned from the trailers already. We see Iron Man saving people falling from Air Force One. We see many different suits and his mansion get blown up. We know he fights The Mandarin. It's not really that shocking a reveal in any way.

They already had him order a Heineken in Casino Royale. This isn't new or any sort of stretch.

No other game needs combat like Arkham. Every game since that has tried to rip it off has felt tired and boring. Sleeping Dog's combat is some of the sort I've suffered in a long time because of that stupid mechanic and Spider-Man is hardly any better.

You assume the government has the public-at-large's best interests?

"Before I officially hung up my pointe shoes by their pink ribbons, I was a dancer. I practiced ballet, tap, pointe, and jazz. I did all this for 10 years. You could say I like dancing."

Don't forget the main character of Tell Tale's Walking Dead series is Black and it tells a great story (though he IS also an ex-criminal in that one as well.)

"But while it has a phenomenally well thought out concept and starts off incredibly strong, it is just one of those anime that falls apart in the second half."

I think what he's saying is that you shouldn't buy third party games on Nintendo systems. You know, because if you don't do that then third parties won't keep making games on Nintendo systems and then jack-asses like this can get smug and claim there are no third party games on Nintendo systems.

For the record, and this is very sad indeed, my laptop died over the weekend so I was forced to attempt to play Borderlands 2 on an aging AMD machine from six years ago with a 7600GT 256mb video card (Minimum spec is 512mb, the replacement machine cannot come soon enough.) At 640x480 with everything turned down…

1 was fun for the time but the controls are so wonky/broken it's unplayable now. 3 is... still wonky/broken and practically unplayable now. And with a story as retarded as this series has gotten I wouldn't even care if the controls were better in 4 or later anymore.