He is under house arrest . . . and all 8 women have been issued Glock 9s, bottles of kerosene, duct tape, bicycle chains, a "home-made" male catheter set, pointy sticks, hobnail boots, all the plastic wrap they want, maps to both his house and some swamp nobody ever goes to, shovels, and a body bag.

And you have to wonder about the women who do stick around after that.

This one:

Actually, if you simply assume that Mr. Kim and the rest of the pageant organizers are just straight-up pimps, everything else they've done makes perfect sense.

Nice work, jerk-offs. What you tried to do to Ms. Noe [1] is now THE public image of your pageant: Even on the other side of this planet, if people have heard anything whatever about the Miss Asia Pacific World competition, it's that it's run by overbearing creeps with what could be charitably described as…

Twenty-odd years ago, I was living in New Jersey, freshly divorced, and I had acquired a stalker. Death and rape threats on the phone, directed against me and my family, being followed around, etc—it was rather terrifying. The local police were very nice about it, but they simply didn't have the legal tools to go…

The second I saw #31, I realized that I want a war bonnet. I need a damn war bonnet.

Nah. In and of themselves, the unborn aren't of the slightest importance to anti-choicers either.

Well, consider exactly what it would take to build a third party that can play equally on the national level with the other two (i.e., winning a national election). Or even just a senator or congressman—how much full-time work for free, how much money, how much coordination among the participants, how much time, and…

Oh, jeez. Are you really that stupid?

Compared to the Rs? Hell, yes, the Ds are better. Not even a contest.

Actually yeah. Say what you like about that woman, she does invective like Louis C.K. does standup.

Aside from everything else, does she seem entirely sober to you?

Gee, how adorable.

If you only need to carry a smidgen of something (toothpaste, moisturizer, sunscreen etc.), you can use contact lens cases. Generally, I don't think TSA even notices them as part of your quota of liquids (although if you're flying, you might want to put them in a sealed plastic bag).

Whatever. Don't let the door hit you, etc.

Well, of course.

You can debate it for different 68-year-olds, but the scooter and oxygen tank definitely spike it for this guy.

Respectfully disagree. It shouldn't be a woman's responsibility to learn how to not get ripped off.

"Willful," yes. By the time they got to the Supreme Court, the Greens had probably heard, or had the opportunity to hear, factual explanations of how these birth control methods works dozens of times.