Bear in mind that—Muslims being relatively rare in the US—most of these self-appointed experts on Islam, on what Muslims all think, and what Muslims want, and what Muslims do, and what Muslims hope, and what Muslims talk about when we're not around have never met a Muslim in their lives.

All the more for me.

What I'd really love to see is a Ms. Frizzle fashion line, with those themed dress/shoes/earrings ensembles.

I love the accessories. Their contribution is that, instead of looking like some bimbo in a see-through dress, she looks like a rich 20s flapper in a see-through dress.

nasty, defensive jerk

It also has nothing to do with "mansplaining;" there is the concept, you know, of just EXplaining to someone who doesn't seem to understand

Oh gosh—is that what she meant? Wooooooo, I woulda never figured that out on my own. Well, well, well, you certainly have given me something to ponder . . .

I don't like these guys either, but how big of a deal is this?

This is interesting on its own, but I wished they'd collected enough data to see if the various sexual activities correlated with anything else (e.g., longevity, heart disease [particularly in the older cohorts], marital and/or relationship status, sexual orientation, physical activity, political orientation, race,…

A lot of this crap comes from the custom of ending a fashion show with a wedding dress. Not all designers are into wedding dresses, so they play it for laughs or shock.

Psychotic.

Interesting that the Coke and energy drink cans didn't initially burst at their pop-top seams—which is where you'd expect the metal to be a little thinner.

I always take a quick stroll through the entire market first.

"We, the undersigned, who are a group of student Muslim brothers and sisters, ask the cultural and media branch of the judiciary to prosecute Leyla Hatami for her sinful act of kissing a strange man in public . . .

I particularly like the moment just after his second huff, when he is clearly trying to not crack up.

Although the possibility hadn't occurred to me until you mentioned it, it does seem plausible.

Yes, but you remember her hubby? Former POTUS? White and male? They basically did the same thing to him.

Oh, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Sure, it's a fair question. We'd be asking about it if she were a man [1].

(Or maybe just fuck the white dress and pick something that makes you look hot as hell?)