It’s almost as if California, Finland & Germany are difference places with different environments. But that’s clearly wrong. Whenever I’m in California, I’m always reminded of Germany & Finland. Everything looks exactly the same. 

Ha my thoughts exactly. There is no way that at least one person didn’t shit & piss themselves.

Real life Tower of Terror

If only there were some way to pick better candidates 

+1 for Moria

Was the crying strong man’s name Erran Morad?

Aerial America is legit.

Bullshit slap on the wrist...unfortunately not surprised. What about his license to practice medicine?

Sadly, I wouldn’t even be that shocked. 

Take us with you

aka the Brock Turner defense

Maybe the best defense against accusations of sexual assault is to not nominate scumbag candidates who were drunkards and gropers?

He’s just paving the way for President Logan Paul. 

Hey now...don’t judge. I’m sure a fellow that uses the words “chicken shit” in his statement to the press is a highly intellectual and highly educated thinker.

I ride the northeast corridor twice a day 5 days a week and I would barely take notice of someone shaving. It’s the other shit that people do that’s fucking gross. And it’s not usually homeless people, but people in suits taking their shoes off,  cutting their gross ass toe nails all over the place or straight…

Deerrrrrr...statute of limitations means you can’t bring it up anymore. Also don’t violet his 1st Amendment rights by mocking what he’s saying. What happened to freedom of speech!?!?

America 2018: ignorant but opinionated 

I think you mean “Billions of Dollars”...capitalization because he’s got the best capital letters. 

I have the perfect cracker for you...

Aye. He wants to eliminate 1/2 the bank accounts in the universe.