On bird vs. human, my wife insists that if it came down to a fight between myself (6ft 200lbs, solid dad bod) and a turkey that I wouldn’t be able to take down a turkey. To which I reply, any grown adult could take out a turkey if it came down to it. Not in a I’m a big man look at me kind of way, b\c for sure if a…

So your point seems to be that if we cannot stop it completely why bother trying? 

To further your point:

The 85k or so Mee Mal suits filed each year say hi! 

yeah it’s hard to imagine using 50gb of data on one phone. I’ve still got my unlimited AT&T plan from when I got my iPhone 3G so I use my data carelessly and still would be hard pressed to go over 10-12GBs a month.  

Still less egregious than “5GE”...which is flat out lying. 

these video games that dehumanize individuals

$171 million made from jailing children. This is fucking disgusting. 

I’ll take How To Stay In Power At Any Cost for $1,000 Alex.

I’m not sure comparing it to racial biased southern states is the best way to go about it...

Havanagate. I heard from people talking, a lot of people, that #MoscowMitch is illegally importing Russian child soldiers via that restaurant.

Senate Majority Leader = always on the clock. You want the role, you have to deal with whatever public scorn you get. 

$50M or more...

Both seem pretty implausible at this point. But the Supreme court is a lifetime appointment and since 45 appointed the last 2, there is 0 chance of getting it passed them. Revoking an amended is more possible at this point, though still very unlikely, in that it is possible to get 3/2's of the house and senate or 2/3…

This is all true, but good luck getting that argument passed the Supreme court. 

I’m with the guy that doesn’t know the TV announcers. I also don’t really have an opinion on TV sport journalists either. I like watching football and am in 2 fantasy football leagues...but I just cannot be fucked enough to learn or give a shit about them.

I like how us Asians don’t even get a bar...

But abortions and gays!

Trump’s cabinet?

What kinds of lunatic has a President themed wedding. Even if it was the greatest president ever it’s still a very strange wedding theme.