I would prefer it impact Venus or Mars...that would be pretty cool. Or even the Moon.

I bet my knees still hit the seat in front of me.

The Gowanus has gonorrhea

SubTropolis remind anyone else of The Time Machine...

"No traffic? Something must be wrong. Better slow down just in case." - is right.

Nothing like a good hatting

+1

"when the world doesn't end next week, people who don't understand science will cite this as an example of why global warming isn't happening"

For a second I thought you said troll's toll.

Just need to figure out how to live for another 374,999,999,950 years.

Have some more ice cream.

Yep. I'm fairly sure there is no such things as statutory rape in Colorado

I quite agree with you, most people should not be day trading.

Omar's coming!

I think the issue is that they think facebook fraudulently misrepresented material information...which is illegal.

Morgan Stanley will totally make up for it...all you need to do is disband the SEC and they'll make your wildest dreams come true.

Hmm. I wonder if there is any history of this in dogs. I don't get many ticks myself, but I'm constantly pulling them out of my dog. But I guess she could just have chicken as it missing from the list of meats.

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This sums it up.

makes me think of this: