You forgot to mention "removes people's games because someone else uses their name and a curse word together", or even just "removes people's games".

And short of forced abortion, what would you suggest?

If that were the case, dead beat dads would claim their partner deceived them to get out of child support. If men don't want to produce offspring, they should get sterilized.

Second, how do you prove pregnancy by deception? I see that becoming an easy loophole for people to get out of inconvenient child support payments.

Maybe needless to say, this is an off-shoot of BDSM.

Tangential question: Can anyone come up with a logical reason why pregnancy-by-deception (lying about birth control, poking holes in condoms, stealing used condoms (not that effective)) shouldn't be illegal?

No, because that would require them having obtained comprehensive sex education, which requires both comprehensive sex education being *available*, and it being taught by someone competent.

I've actually heard of it in several cases of the old "hair bands" back in the day. Groupies would fuck, then grab the condoms before leaving.

It's pretty great for almost anything other than missionary. It just turns sex into a cringe-inducing pain-fest if the girl likes to cuddle while fucking face to face. Stop trying to break my dick in half, damnit!

My penis curves down. When rock hard, it doesn't bend at all, and it has limited range of motion. Fucking someone in missionary involves the person being under me, and unless I'm leaning way-the-fuck-back in some bizarre "our chests are terrified of touching" position, inserting my penis into a vagina (which will be…

I hate it because my penis doesn't bend that way.

Hilariously, you mention a Bethesda game as an example of how a company can do a game well on the PS3.

Don't blame Bethesda for the PS3's failings. It fails so hard, Sony's abandoning the entire architecture for their next console, making it pretty much a PC or X360 with a different name.

Minecraft.

I know heterosexual women who are into gay/lesbian porn, as well as the standard het stuff.

It's not Pinterest.

This, you don't have to plan in advance. This, you don't have to rely on a person remembering something.

Want another app that's somewhat similar?

As a person who dabbles in erotic hypnosis from time to time, I find this as hilarious as you do. You don't just "hand someone a script" and say "This should do it!"

I thought that was first grade? Or was that just me.