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Watching this last night I had to do a double take, because I thought that was actually Zosia Mamet. She did such a good job in this.

I've had a period for 23 years and I NEVER KNEW THIS! I thought I was the only one this happened to. I am saving this information and telling my daughter when she starts her period. This information is liberating.

Here's a mega-overshare/question: Does anyone else have to change a tampon every time they poo too? I feel like the tampon kind of gets...pushed out of place in the process and then it's super uncomfortable, so I always end up taking it out and getting a new one. Just me?

I'm relieved that there's an explanation to what I call "butt cramps" - it feels like menstrual cramps from my uterus, but in my butt. Usually both happen close together, and only happen when I have my period. Hurts so much worse for me though.

You know what's the absolute worst? When you have your period and you're sitting on the toilet and your stomach is cramping because you're having a horrible liquid poo, and you can't tell if you have to keep period-pooing because your stomach is cramping or if you just have regular period cramps. So you just keep

OMG THIS IS A THING?!?!? I just thought my bum hated me and wanted to annoy me by making me have to deal with period blood and a messy bum at the same time. Ok. I'm not weird. Cool.

The residents of Boston yell "Fuck you" in just the same horrifying accent each and every time.

I want to smack Tiki Barber in his fucking head for shaking this douchebags hand but then I realized their cut from the same cloth. Why would I take advice from someone that left his pregnant wife for a Today Show intern and why is that intern sitting there like she should be giving anybody fucking marriage advice?

So it's a book about Stockholm Syndrome. Ugh.

Absolutely, he does. Jenny Trout can get over it, or do a small amount of Googling:

First rule of having privilege. Do not complain about having privilege.

Dude, that isn't slut-shaming. That is a literal transcript of her new video.

hahahahahahahahahahaha! I can't pretend I don't love the outrage. It makes me want to dance.

One of the Jackson girls? It's JANET (Ms. Jackson if you're nasty).

Hahahahaha, no. It is not my responsibility to convince you that African people were better off before slavery. It is also not my responsibility to convince you using only whatever arbitrary terms you have chosen. Thanks for playing, though.

Yeah, because a privileged American white lady co-opting a culture she knows little to nothing about, then turning around and writing a book that glorifies herself as THE FIRST female Maasai warrior, is extreeeeemely helpful to the native women, I bet. I'm sure it doesn't reinforce the "entitled American asshole"

Ha ha ha ha, no.