This is the biggest reason for why movie studios should invest in diversity.

Better idea: maybe stop greenlighting Guy Ritchie movies for a little while, and by “a little while” I mean “for the span of his natural life.”

The greatest side benefit of the iPhone is that I can pretend not to see you. Your own dumbass fault for getting pregnant.

FURTHER, on May 1st they recognized May as National Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month.

My startup will ensure that guillotines have the sharpest blades possible for maximum efficiency. Oh, and a bluetooth speaker.

Over/Under on when ICE gets a fancy new name like “United States Freedom Protectors” or some such bullshit? 6 months? A year?

Sure seems like they might be corruptible.

“If there’s a public safety threat in a courthouse.” - and even if there isn’t, as in this case. 

“flagrantly disregarding the letter that Denver public officials sent last month asking ICE to stop conducting courthouse arrests.”

Just a hypothetical thought: if I were some cartel that needed access to witnesses, I would get most of ICE on my payroll just for the privilege of getting access to witnesses (illegals or not) because this type of court stalking behavior is now commonplace and is condoned by the feds. When witnesses are “deported”,…

They’re like the Iraqi Republican Guard.

That’s a feature, not a bug.

This right here is the hottest of porn for a good GOP’er. And it’s so necessary and ‘right’, isn’t it? I mean, my GOD! I feel SO much safer just watching it, knowing these terrible people have been detained in a violent ambush and shipped away to a concentra.....errr, I mean ‘detention facility’!

When the revolution comes, even after the cops flip and come with the rebels, and the army and National Guard declares neutrality, these ICE guys will be literally bleeding Trump red.

ICE realy needs to be de-Nazified. It’s something like 90% pinheaded fascist goons.

Disgusting. Instead of going after the “mal hombres”, ICE Agents just continue to go after low hanging fruit like it’s the hottest s-.

He did a cameo voice as a commentator for one of the later episodes, actually!

I am literally shaking with fear and rage. My bipolar disorder will cause any premium I pay to increase by 208%. I ALREADY can’t afford the premiums.

If Amy had started out as Doris Day.

Two things.