One of the worst things about this for me is how invalidating it is for people who have been diagnosed with autism. It was still called Aspergers when I got my diagnosis at 25, but it makes you very self-conscious and the jerks who use the word as an insult take advantage of that. Every time I show any level of…

Great article. I can’t tell if I see this used as an insult more now that I am a father of an autistic child, or if it’s just come into fashion as of late.

I’m of two minds here. As a viewer, I do NOT want a second season. I loved every second of the show and thought it ended perfectly. But, as a person who makes a living as a writer, you do get attached to characters. I work mostly in TV, which is different, but I’m always thrilled when I can revisit characters. They…

2017: the year bad people lost all of their shame.

You know, this is why I don’t like making out. Glasses. They get all skin greasy from smooshing. And I like having my glasses on in case I need to make a quick exit.

“But what do I do with my hands when I kiss a woman? Nevermind, I figured it out, I interlace my fingers on my stomach, yes, this feels natural.”

I had better luck!

Someone needs to remind Madonna that she’s about as woke as a Snorlax on quaaludes.

Starred for broetry because wow.

I once joked that Left Shark was the pinnacle of Western civilization and it was all downhill from there.

“I still keep your shampoo in my shower / In case you want to wash your hair / You probably got some more from somewhere [the store?] / but as long as it is there ... I still feel like your man.”

I don’t know, but I’m sure it has something to do with his David Duke dick.

You want me to talk to bigots about how I like to climb into the posteriors of other men and how that fucks up my whole life in a racist, Judeo-Christian society?

Let’s not do conservatives’ job by playing into the idea of good & bad immigrants. I understand the temptation to, but it shouldn’t cause any less outrage if they were working blue-collar jobs.

Follow-up note: As shown in the illustration above, sometimes ICE agents wear clothing that says “police” or verbally identify themselves as police officers. This is often a problem for local police departments. Why? Because it discourages people from cooperating with or providing useful information to local police…

As of a few weeks ago, there’s a backlog of 542,411 cases with an average wait time of 677 days,

“the Warrant is coming out of my balls.”

The love you have for your babies is beautiful and you’re making me cry!