Snakes are awesome and this story made me sad...I'm glad the couple at least tried to save the poor thing. :(

If you were only sick in bed for two days, it wasn't the flu.

So, you don't have pets, eh?

We must be separated at birth or something because my sister sounds exactly like yours. She won't do a thing if there's a chance someone else will do it for her...queen of the spoiled brats.

Pretty sure the author had nooooo idea what word this was supposed to be and assumed it was wacky Florida slang.

Troll in training?

I think this calls for my favourite gif...and a big "fuck you!" to the douche, too!

Can I join, too? This is from this past Halloween. Short hair forevah...fuck you, whiny boys!!

Work on the seasoning, if you can...it's totally worth it. There ain't no hash browns in the world like hash browns out of a cast iron pan!

I have something in both my eyes...::sniffle::

Everything about this comment seems like a really, REALLY bad idea...just sayin'.

So you DO need this article, then, given that caffeinated drinks, pop, and booze are all terrible ways to get hydrated.

Troll.

The majority of the commenters on this story miss his point completely...

Me too! ::high five::

I so wish someone had maced him, punched him in the balls, or somehow managed to make him as uncomfortable as he's clearly making those women. What an ASSHOLE!

Me! Almost 17 years common-law and loving it (and him). :-D