Offstage, White House spokesman Hogan Gidley reportedly muttered “is CNN a mess?” in response.

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

If ever there was a person who needed a cork on a fork...

Aww, look, Eric is trying! Now time to go make boom-boom in your diaper, Eric!

One thing I discovered years ago that has only been reinforced repeatedly is that little kids like talking to me partly because I use the exact same language with them as I do with adults. I don’t change my tone and I don’t simplify my word choices. They might have to ask me what a word means, but, you know, they…

Look, if they want a better job, they should buy more money.

Haven’t you heard? Those workers have no skills and therefore deserve no respect.

“These guys are going to work like we do every day and all they want to feel respect and appreciation, and when you go to work and you don’t feel either one of those, you get depressed...” Gerard said about the NYPD.

I’m going to leverage your thought leadership when we ideate our next ecosystem disruption. I think a deep dive initiative will help unpack the core competencies needed to move the needle on our deliverables. Hopefully, it will incentivize engagement among key players. I’m out of pocket right now, so I can’t drill…

+1

2. Chernobyl 2: Everyone Glows Blue-galoo

Because Eric Adams wanted it to be a story. 

Why is this a story? Rats are an issue in big cities. The issue needs to be resolved. Resolving the issue of having too many rats means finding a way to have less rats. They can lure them in an drown them, or they can wait for them to get stomped on by people, rolled over by subway trains, etc.

Mother: “Okay, Donald, fuck him until the room stinks.”

Yeah, and I can accept that TV experience doesn’t exactly correlate to movie-writing experience. But a) if experience is the key factor here, surely there’s enough overlap that it should count for something, and b) even if you remove that from the equation entirely, it’s a guy who wrote 2.5 movies versus a woman who…

I prefer Trucker’s Choice, myself.

Securities fraud, manufactured conspiracy theories, inane social media spamming, general incompetence - this kid wasn’t born, he was made in some kind of GOP lab.

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

Bipartisanship for Republicans just means Democrats shutting up and voting on whatever terrible bill they’re trying to push through lest they be accused of being troop hating socialists.