something funny about an actual Nazi also being a grammar nazi

This is a guy who pens every other column bitching about “the left” trying to censor free speech campuses across the country. And instead of asking “Hey Bret, as someone that constantly rails on the left censoring speech on college campuses, isn’t it massively hypocritical to send a note to a rando college professor…

It’s sad that he has no one in his life who loves him enough to tell him to just stop. 

“Analogizing people to insects is always wrong … Being analogized to insects goes back to a lot of totalitarian regimes in the past.”

this is 100% true. I flatly refuse to watch any tv ‘news’ unless its a natural disaster sort of situation. There are no redeeming qualities to it. 

okay I was way off-base on this one... it was a TV appearance

So to recap, Mr. “Our Society is Collapsing Because Free Speech on College Campuses is Being Threatened by Snowflakes!” is trying to get a media professor fired for a bit of criticism delivered as a harmless, pithy joke. 

#Bretxit

Who’s the lone gentleman here?  It’s me, right?

Why did you write the same word three times?

A Starbucks tall is 12 ounces; grande is 16; venti is 20. (The trenta—good lord—is 31 ounces.) You should order none of these. What you should order is a “short.”

NYT’s headline tomorrow probably

Buckley Carlson is 22. Not exactly a kid.

I’m 51 and I have a lot of grey hair, plus I drink a lot too.  And I seriously thought this asshole was at least 10 years older than I am

+ 1 tossed salad, hold the scrambled eggs

So, Ross:

Ross Douthat is out here continually batting frenzied polyamorists away from his dick

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Perhaps a third last-minute change is the charm?