Yeah you’re really going to win over a group of people who think the best way to stop immigration is with a wall, Hillary Clinton is a serial killer, and that you need an AR-15 to protect yourself from roving gangs of brown and black people.

If you obstruct an investigation and you're ultimately found innocent of the original charge, you're still guilty of obstruction you absolute fucking moron. 

kudos, great gesture by Mr. Smith.  Graduates, best of success in the future.

Seems like A-Rod has finally made peace with #2.

Drew: Let me tell you about the time my brian exploded.

Well said friend.  

Dude. That is a brutal story. Thank you for your willingness to share it, which also gives deserved recognition to your friends and loved ones.

Hey man. We met at a kid’s birthday party a couple years ago and I introduced myself to you in a bid to not be a super-creeper lookie-lou, because I recognized you from pictures on the site. It was great talking to you, it’s been great reading you, and god willing I hope you get to write and I get to read you for…

Jesus.

Re: Walking,

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

So you don’t know what reciprocation is. Got it.

“I’ll be voting for whoever gets the nomination and I believe that will be reciprocated this time.”

I’ve been an attorney since 2004, I’m in California, and i keep looking for where I can work in this field. Cuz I’m done now. But CA doesn’t really need me. So I throw money at things. But my dream is to win the lotto so I can create the Abortion Underground Railroad. Because that is where we are at. While we fight at…

Obviously the caucasian offender does not understand how restaurants work, walk ins are not like a drive thru.

Fuck you. Ensuring women can access reproductive care is a perfectly valid and vital charitable cause.

The Radio Diaries podcast recently did an episode about Jane. I had never heard of them. Then again, I’m a dude. Never had to worry about my reproductive freedom. But ready and willing to help others.

What about the Jane Collective? Is that going to be resurrected? Because if someone needs me to pose as their NYC-based aunt/cousin/niece and come “visit” our lovely city (ONLY FOR TOURISM OF COURSE) I have a pullout couch and am very good at putting care packages together and lying to authority figures.

What happens now is we genuinely prepare for Roe to be overturned and make plans accordingly. What sucks is this is going to impact the economically disadvantaged the most: they will have less access to preventative measures and will have less resources to get to another state should they need an abortion. It’s…

My friends and I turned the book into a drinking game one night. The gist was, you had to open the book to random page and if they’re having sex you had to read the page out loud, if you could make it through the whole page without laughing everyone else had to take a drink, but if you cracked you had to drink.