A thousand times this, this article could not be more precious or self-absorbed.

Wait, Mike Ilitch was a black teen gunned down needlessly by a white cop?

I have him lasting well over two months but an almost zero chance of seeing out four years. We keep raging at what this presidency is doing to us and the country, but look at what it’s doing to Trump himself. It’s killing him. That’s about the only silver lining right now.

This. If there was even one - just one - example of him using this word to describe the tactics of a white player I would give him a pass. But I guarantee you he never has.

I hope it’s an unfinished tweet about Rosie O’Donnell that kills him.

That line and “... and all I had to do was save your life” are utterly brilliant.

I look forward to the day that a black former player can just call a new coach up out of the blue and leapfrog nine existing candidates to run an NFL team.

Drew, you’re an Aussie? We are proud to claim you then, mate.

He seems odd and aloof and she seems crazy and petulant so I’m glad they won’t be making babies.

+1 for “fuck the heck,” the spirit of FJM will never die.

Did everyone lose? Tell me everyone lost.

+1 Academy Award

At $400 million, he’ll be making slightly less than the projected 2016 nominal GDP of Tonga.

I’d take the over even if it were 90,000.

Had to Google Miss Cleo and it was more than worth it so have a +1.

That ‘We Came to Reign’ shit was just the worst. What if your team lost the wildcard? Your team was in the playoffs for 5mins and didn’t win a single game! It’s absurd.

Shorter Diana: I’m voting for Hillary because my family escaped one holocaust and I don’t want us to have to escape another one.

I feel legitimately embarrassed for Pareene that his moody, precious, verbose, and self-important bullshit was published directly next to what Diana wrote.

Christ, how could I forget a domestic abuser?

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