That chest x-ray is looking pretty serious for ol’ Farenthold there.

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”

The Deuce

YES YES YES ONE GOOD THING

It used to also be that once you had a c-section they didn’t want you to try having a vaginal birth.

Ugh. Does everything need to be an Instagram moment? We got married in Vegas, then had our Jewish ceremony for friends and family at the restaurant we went on our first date. Boom. Done. Inexpensive and everyone went home happy with no silliness or costumes.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

LOVE YOU, CHAUNCEY!!1!!!

#neverforget

I will hate Duck Phillips forever over Chauncey.

My favorite cat hero of all time!

He was making acid wash jeans.

This is what she’s missing, circa 2016:

How unfair to set bond at $2 million. Clearly, this guy already has enough economic anxiety.

My family insists that Michelle Obama’s mother was paid a federal salary (which is estimated around $100,000) and will get a federal pension for living in the White House and watching the girls. Eric costing $100,000 every week will not bother them at all. Sigh, I miss facts.

Frederick Douglass spoke so movingly at the memorial.

And that is why i’m set up with monthly donations to the ACLU.