“If he had lived, I would have had a dad. And that would have been an incredible experience.”

Diorshow Waterproof Black Out! They only sell the waterproof version at Sephora, and I need waterproof or else the mascara will smudge all over my face. I've tried a myriad of other mascaras, including other Diorshow mascaras, and this one is the best at making my lashes long with minimal clumping. I don't even feel…

Diorshow Waterproof Black Out! They only sell the waterproof version at Sephora, and I need waterproof or else the…

If tomorrow all my things were gone

Mine are h.s./college age and as they grew up we kept a set bedtime that didnt deviate much. Based on my experience, kids and dogs (they are pretty much alike minus the amount of hair) live for and love schedules no matter how much they fight it. They love the continuity of yes....lunch, playtime, nap, playtime,…

Here’s the reason we will never get rid of these endless, pointless parenting feuds : some (very insecure) parents can’t feel good about their choices unless they’re condemning someone else’s. Probably because the society at large seems set up to make parents feel bad about themselves, and they become defensive. The…

Reminds me of that time George Peppard left an obscene message on my answering machine.

presenting new Jocker

Bad news: Mufasa doesn't make it to the end of the movie.

So I'm still only eating dolphin with my tuna? Thank God.

Flannel never really left you. When you saw only one set of footprints, that was when flannel carried you.

It is almost like there is an important difference between her and George Zimmerman, but I can't quite put my finger on what that is.

it's hard to see how you're "all for diversity" when your main concern is hurt male feelings :/

Kirsten Gillibrand (in the Senate) and Rosa DeLauro (in the House) have introduced the FAMILY Act (the Family and Medical Insurance Leave Act). If passed, it would provide up to 12 weeks per year of paid medical leave (including parental leave) at 66% of a worker's salary. I wrote my representatives urging them to…

From my experience, longer leave would have given me the time to handle business at home. I could have settled into a more workable routine and coped better with my daughter's sleeping changes. Caring for a new baby is not easy. It's not a vacation. Part of resistance is downplaying the time it takes to heal and the…

So right after a shitty break up this summer I hit up an old booty call from OKCupid. He was really cool, but the sex. Oh god.

Apryl's the month after Myrch, right?

Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.

I envy the flies on the wall that evening. Here's how I imagine the date went down:

I get it, Meghan. I get it.