I read that as tiny penis and it still made sense to me.
I read that as tiny penis and it still made sense to me.
That's okay, I hear you're on his non-celebrity hall pass list so all is right in the world.
We did black tie and everybody embraced it enthusiastically. (And no, we are not friends with a bunch of wealthy folks.) In fact, I was concerned about specific friends who are 24/7 jeans and t-shirt sorts so my husband flat out asked a friend if he'd be offended by black tie dress code. His response, "Dude, I own…
His body wasn't found for several days....He lived alone and it was during a routine visit from his immediate family when he was found. It's strange because I wasn't that "close" in the traditional sense - but he was one of my favorite relations, that is for sure. I think that's what adds to the creepy factor, that…
That's what I've experienced too - which I've posted but I'm grey so not sure that anyone will read it:
I'm sure I'll be stuck in the greys but here we go. Several years ago when I was living in NYC I was in bed in that state between awake and sleep. I'm having one of those weird dreams where you're not actually fully asleep - almost like a hallucination. During it, three men break into my apartment from the window…
I'm 38 and expecting in a few weeks. No magic, no medical help. Just went off birth control and BOOM. Baby. (My husband is 9 years younger than me, though, so perhaps that helps?) Totally based on the individual - just like every pregnancy is a different experience for each mom.
Also, how about just cutting out the dead weight. In my company, there are plenty of people who work all hours doing absolutely nothing. Simply appearing to be busy keeps them employed. I realize #notallcompanies, but if an employee was truly rated based on productivity, innovation, whatever would be relevant to…
My friend just encountered the same thing. In fact, your comment could've come from her mouth word for word. Her advice to me: just trust your gut and go with that.
I give birth in about 3 weeks and if someone says this to me I can't wait to say "fuck off" and then blame it on hormones.
Agreed. The best course of action for that place is to just torch it. With that much polyester and rayon, only a small flame will be necessary.
...and deserves a little dick-biting.
"I can't believe his wife paid for a prostitute for his birthday."
I just want to high five her and then be besties.
Yeah, when we found out I was a little disappointed that I would be missing out on labor and a vaginal birth but that lasted all of 30 minutes and then I got over it. Healthy baby, healthy mama - however that needs to happen is what's important.
Totally my thoughts as well.
I just found out yesterday that my stubborn little guy is still breech and so large at almost 36 weeks that the probability of him flipping is pretty much zero. So caesarean it is....and that's just fine. He's got to get out somehow! It's not my fault he's a lazy little fucker who refused to reposition himself!
A-fucking-men
I was waiting for that Carolyn Bessette Kennedy wedding gown moment that never happened. CBK's dress literally changed the wedding dress landscape for several years.
Two words: Fixer Upper. The couple in Texas with all the kids and goats...and the time he almost runs his wife over with the Jeep she buys him for his birthday. They have this playful repartee where you just know they adore each other.