I’m pretty sure I am dumber for having just watched this, and it was so bad I was in disbelief of what I saw and had to back it up and watch it a second time to make sure I wasn’t having some kind of bad hallucination. Wow that was astonishingly awful.

I watch a ton of low budget horror flicks, and I don’t think I have ever see ‘effects’ that astonishingly bad before. That was amazing. 

Haters will say it’s CGI because the airbags didnt deploy from such a tragic accident

“WAIT! You can’t shoot him! ... they’ll know it was a gun!”

This movie will never not be so bad it’s good.

Please tell me that was a student film.

I’m going to sue you for exposing that to me.

What in the fuck did I just watch

Wow.  There are no words.

Someone at Bentley should have done the same thing, the Bentayga looks like garbage from all angles.

May I assume you’ve never driven either car? I have driven both in mixed driving and neither one has a problem keeping up with 80 mph traffic. I believe the BRZ/86 could use a little more power but “too underpowered to feel comfortable in traffic”? Not a chance. If you’re even close to middle age then you’ve probably…

You’d have to be insane to launch a new attainable sports car right now. I know I’ll be flamed to death but that segment is dying a slow, agonizing death.

This is fantastic, Jason. Well done.

I think you need to be more clear... are they entitled assholes or are they not? I can’t tell.

Or as it’s put in the article “sorta-racist”.

The details are that they’re entitled assholes

Entitled asshole car company that makes cars for entitled assholes, acts like an entitled asshole. Details at 11

I would 100% be doing this. I can wait longer to make someone in front of me miserable for flipping me off earlier. 

“It was bright yellow with black fenders, a streamlined car of graceful design.”

My god, just keep’em coming. I can’t have enough of Torchnsday.

In Michigan it used to be done with a plastic sled behind a beater on a dirt road dodging rocks.