I literally told you what it was in the title. If you read the headline and clicked on it anyway, it’s your fault for being mad about it. 

I, a writer, will get right on this UX problem. 

that’s true. willfully ignored is more accurate. maybe consciencely rejected. if linguistic accuracy is the standard, as is implied.

You buy another parsh, but maybe it’s a Cayenne. Preferably a salvage Cayenne, for reasons that will become apparent soon. Oh, and definitely spring for the tow package.

“Missed” implies I didn’t see it.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Squad

Anyone who talks shit about Lady Camden can eat shit.

Hey! Thanks so much Kristen.

Oh hey! 

I am John from the video! Just have to say how incredibly psyched I am to be featured on Jalopnik. Couldn’t have imagined a more creative way for that to happen....

I’ve missed that gif

“runs out at what we call Ferrari revs, so around 9500 rpm.”

Re: Trucks are too big... amen.

This is all I ever see anyway of every Bro Truck

I’m on team “modern trucks are too big”, but, well, the Cybertruck is in fact a truck. Trucks are big so they can do truck things. The CX-9 is not a truck, it is an SUV.

Compared to other cars on the road, it just looks like a kit.

Awful is being conservative...

Glad this monstrosity is allowed to drive around and endanger others for vanity while not meeting the rules of the road for cars in California. 

These idiots that buy houses next to airports, railroad tracks, farms and proceed to complain about noise, noise and smells...