“Before I had kids, I managed a franchise that specialized in subs (it’s Subway. I worked at a Subway. SUBWAY.)“
ModernHydra
ModernHydra
WOW! Look how pointy the new Golf GTI is!
Yeah, it’s called the service industry because you serve people. It’s not called the servile to assholes industry And some of these customers defy all but strongest of people skills.
Not any and None.
If you’re too old for this, you’re too old to go around making fake engine noises.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Saturn SC (in teal, of course):
No no no, teal with magenta wavy graphics.
Take your pick. Bonus points if it’s teal.
Ford Probe. Full stop.
“Why buy a new Miata when you can own a restored Mitsubishi sports car, which isn’t an EVO”
There’s a saying: money isn’t made when you sell, it’s made when you buy, meaning that it pays to get something…
The points of Doug’s articles went over
- Asked readers for ideas on a car to buy and write about.
Tavarish sez “Go a millimeter out of your comfort zone” ...
Screw that noise, I’m the type to buy cheap used sports cars so I can mod the hell out of them.
In life, the curmudgeons and pessimists who think of themselves as realists will regurgitate the tired trope of “ther…
Are you sitting on the right hand side of the waiting room?
This is your guide for the perplexed, if your perplexedness comes from 2-door car bodies
Omg Lazy Susan. I hate hate hate crotchety regulars. I already know your damn ticks. I already know what you’re going to ask for. One customer who thought he was a charming, grouchy old man (wrong, everyone there hated the shit out of serving your lonely ass) tried to bitch at me for bringing out his ALWAYS ALWAYS…
“Oh, they’re a vegetarian, so they won’t eat anything that looks like meat.”