ModernHydra
ModernHydra
ModernHydra

Before I had kids, I managed a franchise that specialized in subs (it’s Subway. I worked at a Subway. SUBWAY.)“

WOW! Look how pointy the new Golf GTI is!

Yeah, it’s called the service industry because you serve people. It’s not called the servile to assholes industry And some of these customers defy all but strongest of people skills.

Not any and None.

If you’re too old for this, you’re too old to go around making fake engine noises.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Saturn SC (in teal, of course):

No no no, teal with magenta wavy graphics.

Take your pick. Bonus points if it’s teal.

Ford Probe. Full stop.

“Why buy a new Miata when you can own a restored Mitsubishi sports car, which isn’t an EVO”

The points of Doug’s articles went over

  • Asked readers for ideas on a car to buy and write about.

Member of the HitchBOT team here. There was a tablet inside that bucket with 1000 lines of handmade CleverScript hooked up to some voice recognition and a server for beaming in variables like location and temperature. Took months to create and test. Certainly not the most robust or impressive robot ever made (we

Tavarish sez “Go a millimeter out of your comfort zone” ...

Screw that noise, I’m the type to buy cheap used sports cars so I can mod the hell out of them.

Are you sitting on the right hand side of the waiting room?

Omg Lazy Susan. I hate hate hate crotchety regulars. I already know your damn ticks. I already know what you’re going to ask for. One customer who thought he was a charming, grouchy old man (wrong, everyone there hated the shit out of serving your lonely ass) tried to bitch at me for bringing out his ALWAYS ALWAYS