I’d like to see it done on a trunk like this. You could carry a whole spare car.

This one time I walked in on my husband and some hooker going at it in the back of his van. They were doing some freaky stuff and had this dildo hard-wired through the seat or some crazy crap. What a bastard! I pulled out my gun and fired 8 shots. 6 shots put holes in the van and I have no idea where the other 2 went.

No no no, you offer to top off their wiring harness smoke first, then oil, then the jump.

Just another reminder to everybody to not try and drive through water flowing over the road. You don’t know how deep or how fast it is. Even shallow water moving fast enough can push a car off the road pretty easily. And yes your SUV is still a car in this situation and not invincible/free from the laws of physics.

Possibly, but I’ll bet this is some stupid fucker doing it “for the lulz”.

Hey, sorry bro, you might be on the wrong website.

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Can I drive your Skyline? I promise to annoy the crap out of Prius drivers and angry Philly cabbies!

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

I know you were joking, but Calgary is super rich, so that’s not surprising. It’s really nice there, but it gets pretty cold. Does Maserati have an engine block heater option?

That’s just the wide angle optics, nothing more. Plus I have to be able to reach the wheel even after I have tied my arms in a knot in a glorious twist of oppo.

He is not tall.

Classic Gu and Yang right there.

I’m a GM parts counterman and that’s a 1998-2004 GMC S-15 Jimmy. Could be an S-15 Envoy but the cladding and front fascia is wrong. Hard to tell from the frames.

The Corvette.

Hot Fuzz was excellent and hilarious. Please quit life.

Um...I think most here would disagree with you.

I want a port of this.