Not quite crime ridden, its actually in a pretty nice spot. Next to the speedway would have been more ideal though. I've been to it, not a huge Nascar fan but it was cool. No need to go back though.

That's a really nice area, actually. Are you talking about the white-collar crime?

Well, just finished reading the last account. If anyone needs me, I'll be under my desk in a fetal position for the rest of the day.

Oh. My. God. That last one just broke my heart.

Oh my goodness that hatch is sexy.

I don't think it's going to look like that, but I want it it.

I think part of the appeal of the Model S and upcoming X is that they don't shout "Electric" or "I'm different!" They just look like....cars.

After seeing the Bolt's visual aesthetics I would doubt he is very concerned. Looks just like every other alternative powered vehicle that other major company has put out. One word: UGLY. If you showed the average person a picture of it with zero information they would most likely be able to tell you that it is…

I'm pretty sure this is the strangest quiz I've ever done, but I got a 70% so yay?

7/10 not too bad.

It'll buff out.

yeah um I can buy several other things for $10k that don't have a salvage title... like this 06 530xi that sold for $9k with 98k miles yes it's automatic but it's AWD which makes up for that where I live... also wtf is this? the stick shift is not where you store hair elastics or slingshots or whatever the f that…

You're getting a lot of crap, and I'm a Ralph fan, but I have to say: it is unsettling. Income inequality, like any type of inequality, should be unsettling. That doesn't mean that RL hasn't played by the rules in a way that many other corporate giants haven't. As fas as business ethics is concerned, he's certainly…

Ralph Lauren has earned it pretty well, it must be said...though it's still kinda disturbing that wealth inequality enables this. I have it on good authority that Blake Nordstrom has a hangar with a 1300 car collection outside of Seattle, and that he's also a nice guy, and I even really like his stores! But still. Who…

I'll be honest; I was pretty conflicted about running this at all. I mean, I don't know the guy, he's just one person, and why defend a big company? But the issue here is his fervor just isn't directed at the right place at all. There's nothing wrong with his desire for a spare, but to make this just about Cadillac is…

There's a valuable lesson here. No matter how dedicated you are to the cause of I Don't Know Shit About Cars, sometimes it doesn't hurt to know just a little. Alternately, you could go full freakout like Jerry Ascione, and make a big deal out of the fact that you didn't know some cars have been getting rid of spare…

Yeah, he could hate on other people over their automotive choices.

We don't care.

All I can tell you is that the word 'moron' didn't appear in this article when I saved it.

Ran just before parked.

This column would be drastically reduced if there was a $30 dipshit surcharge at restaurants.