Suddenly wondering if you could get an LFA in/from dance.

What would you do if you were offered a McLaren 650S Spider — a convertible, mid-engine sports car with stunning looks, 641 horsepower, a curb weight of about 3,000 pounds, and the ability to hit 60 mph from a standstill in three seconds — but you could only drive it 250 miles?

Unfortunately, a Miata with me in it now won't be lighter than a Miata with me in it was in 1994.

Then let us resolve to tell everyone who asks this question "That operates the radio. This is a joystick."

Mine is a cautionary tale. From when I was young and (slightly) more foolish.

So do you ever get emails from people who bought any of these? Or are we all just wishing? You know: "Well. I bought it. Now what?" or one hopes "Well. I bought it. Now this is what I'm going to do."

Trying to shake the idea (and image) that your rabbit should be 1 foot to the left. It's not working. Thank you.

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Me, I'm more than willing to admit that I'm a worse-than-average driver. In fact, I think I'm somewhere in there between "old lady with failing eyesight who sits on a phone book to see over the wheel" and "9-year-old who accidentally shifted his uncle's Taurus into gear at the grocery store."

This thing is awesome. So was the Stinger. Does anyone else wish the concept group at Kia was their own car company?

Nightboat!

Kickstand?

Aren't you?

I'm still going to hold out hope for a barn find of mummified oranges.

When you get back to the dealer, you return to the normal showroom with the normal salesman, where you get into a normal negotiation over the price. Inevitably, the salesman leaves to "talk to his manager," which really involves the two discussing whether or not they would bang your wife. After a while, you think…

My father bought my mother a 1981 Cadillac Eldorado for Christmas. Complete with red bow. Christmas morning she opened a box with keys, then was told to look in the driveway. It was a hit. I think it replaced a Ford Cortina (which was a brown station wagon now that I think of it).

Or 1 wheel front drive?

Ha! I remember this commercial. Funny though, didn't remember all the 80s just the intro and punchline. Awesome.

Perfect QOTD. What 84 super cars, three jets, and one custom yacht would you buy?

I liked the word Porsche flashing past the mirror. Also subtle and thoughtful. Well played.