Random question but I thought this might be the time to ask;

This is just...all kinds of amazing. I wanna know these Teachers' stories! I wanna sit it on their classes and see how their students perceive them! I kept trying to pick out which was known as the super strict, crotchety old man.

Lol I honestly think her line of thinking is "Great, you weren't stupid enough to make the mistake of having a teen pregnancy like me, now I want you to have ALL of the babiez!"

This rule is incredibly stupid and no one has yet to explain why it apparently makes *so* much sense. Why is baby number two not worthy of a baby shower again? Because it's tacky? And why is that? Because you already had one? Should you stop having birthdays after your first? Is this like the "Don't Wear White After…

To be fair, I have a really hard time seeing those two colours together unless they're splashed together in some type of floral/organic print but I've never heard that as a "rule" and I studied Fashion (and yes we have whole classes dedicated to things like that lol)

My mom does hilarious things more than she says them so I couldn't really think of anything until now...

How is that arbitrary? He's hiring for a dance studio. If someone sent in a cover letter applying for that very specific job and somehow managed to not mention dancing AT ALL in their cover letter ("I love to dance!", "Dancing is my passion", "I am applying for this position. At your dance studio." - see? not that…

"Silent but deadly" farts.

I've worked in customer service since I was 16 and I see the general attitude of "Hey, they PAID to see you perform so SUCK IT UP" as typical Customer Entitlement. It's as if people forget who they're paying to see/the customer rep helping them with their account is a human being as well. I personally would never dare…

LOL @ you being a lawyer. I totally see it :P and I completely agree with you about debates helping you articulate your points. I usually feel too stupid to jump in to most of the discussions on here (everyone here is frighteningly smart) but I try to put my two cents in when I can and take it as a learning experience.

"The thing they universally fail to grasp is that if I'm standing on the stage in front of you it's MY special night." - She worked her ass off to book that show, why shouldn't it be her special night as well? The world doesn't become all about you because it's your bachlorette party. I think that's the point she was…

I loved it too! I was so excited to read the comments but I'm kinda bummed. It seems a lot of people took it the wrong way and are making her out to be some self-centred brat who can't handle the attention not being on her at all times. Way to miss the point Jezzies :/

And I just want to add that the Katy Perry concert is a really bad example. Of course people are going to jump around and sing along, why would she complain about that? If someone literally wrangled their way on stage to sing alongside her just because it was their birthday would she not have reason to be annoyed…

I personally think you totally misread the tone of the article. Like, completely.

...And I simply cannot respect someone who thinks their personal life experiences speak for all of mankind.

@Flinn

I remember reading that part as an excerpt and being overcome by absolute sadness that this was a 'thing' that she was so obviously used to that she would relay it in such a casual tone. It was almost as if she was just giving us a play-by-play of a typical friday night as opposed to describing what can only be…

Already was, that's what made me hate it so much LOL

Huh. Now I totally understand why in cartoons, stray cats always had one ear with what I thought was a bit chewed off (cause you know, stray cats always get into fights and stuff). Turns out they were spayed/neutered, that's all!

"But I can't help but get a really arrogant vibe from it. Like we don't understand our own sexuality without a man "teaching" us or unlocking it for us. "