"But I can't help but get a really arrogant vibe from it. Like we don't understand our own sexuality without a man "teaching" us or unlocking it for us. "

A-fucking-men.

Wow, I saw this (and it premiered back in the Fall, it's re-premiering now for some reason) and totally did not catch that she said "abortion". I mean, I wasn't confused while watching it at all but then again, I'm not ignorant. I still think it's an awesome show though!

Honestly, I get you.

I hate that this exists SO MUCH.

*shyly raises hand*

I just want everyone on here to know that I'll occasionally text snippets of your comments to my friend who thinks everyone on here is some sort of "comedic genius". We laugh at the shit people say on here harder than we laugh at the shit people *supposedly* say on [TextsFromLastNight.com] (yeah, EVERYTHING on there…

@badmutha:

@TopLevelExecutive:

@CrankyOldBroad:

@Snarfblat:

@FlightyTemptress:

@hellosunshine:

Totally thought that was Leighton Meester.

@AnikaG:

@Jovisums:

@helen.skor:

@haileydatzme:

@queenhobart:

@hfree: