When people talk about retro gaming, they’re talking about older platforms. That’s how the term’s always been used.

Knuckles isn't edgy, just angy.

A good chunk of Digimon have guns anyway so if anything this works.

I keep trying this game and every time I run right into a wall of the worst dialogue any game has ever had. It’s just good guys dimwittedly explaining the simplest possible things to each other while occasionally saying inscrutable bullshit about hearts, and bad guys popping it say stuff like “Stay back, for we split…

Relax.

Pretty much any feature in a game removes some other feature, since there is only so much dev time to go around.

Everything I've ever heard is that Sega became much more successful after going third party. Sad for some [sheds another tear for the Dreamcast] but not bad for them.

We all know what is coming next.

1995 was too soon, the technology hadn’t matured yet.

But it’s been nearly 30 years, the time is now.

For the Virtual Boy 2.

Nintendo has only once previously released a backward compatible console: the Wii U. Even the 3DS wouldn’t play DS carts...

The deeper meaning is to generate ad revenue from engagement. Which you’ve successfully assisted with. Good job. 

I know Jersey Mike’s, I served with Jersey Mike’s, and you Sir, are no Jersey Mike’s.

“Cowgirl Peach.”

Indeed, it is a tale as old as time.

No. For example I’m sure that Babylon’s Fall and Balan Wonderworld were not successful by any reasonable measure.

Rowling is a cunt, just like you.

Cloud in FFVIIR was one of the least-romance-interested characters I’ve ever seen portrayed. He’s got wayyy too much going on to worry about that.

Sephiroth is gonna do it. He’s bringing in Donald and Goofy to join the battle.

much ado about nothing