I mean...they could have given him the old spike through the eye...hear that calms people down right quick.

I never had any idea where I should be going to capture/grind.  If you walked into a new area, would it be appropriately leveled for you, or were you gonna get smacked by level 50+ pokemon that your level 20 team doesn’t stand a chance against? Same with the Gyms and the Giant Pokemon.  It’s an open world that…

Frankly, I’m not a big fan of the way the world worked in SV and think Arceus did it much better. Most of the map in SV is fairly unremarkable, just grassy hills, and the towns feel shallower than ever with no buildings to enter except gyms, with important NPCs being highlighted in yellow as if to say “don’t bother…

They’ve been heading out for like 60 years.

Mason: “So that’s it? After 13 years, so long, good luck?”

I stopped buying. Seriously, we all buy too much junk—stuff we are never going to wear or use. (I just got done bagging a bunch of old clothes to give to charity) — Now all I want is a controller + a few clothing items + toiletries + a few tools a gym subscription and that’s IT! I don’t want any more STUFF! I will…

Yeah smurfing is bullshit and should not be tolerated.

I was always under the impression that “Legendary” Pokemon were not actually gods, but merely Pokemon that had legends made up about them. Sure, they might be more powerful or more rare than the average Pokemon, (which explains where the legends come from) but they were still just species of creatures existing in the…

It’s weird to see Zelda being referred as if it was not already an action-RPG. And even weirder saying Secret of Mana is a game you play with “two AI companions” and completely ignoring the best part of the game: three-player local co-op.

They gave what the gamers wanted; Bear Sex

I was unnerved by the static dicks, but now I know I will be in for a better experience the next time my brother’s girlfriend shoves her Dragonkin barbarian’s dick into my halfling’s face.

fully functional metro

The purpose of this site isn’t to uplift smaller Twitch Streamers. The purpose of this site is to drive clicks. You’ve clicked, and even commented. You might have even told your friends about how stupid Kotaku is because they post these asinine articles about variety streamers.

Just writing to let you all know how much I don’t care about this article

Because you clicked on this article and would have scrolled past the nobody.

Honestly, the easiest method is just to ignore it. With it being such a mediocrely reviewed movie, it can just not be part of the KH universe at all. There are still a ton of Disney movies out there that aren’t currently part of the KH setting, so it’s not like they need to get on Wish right away.

Personally I’d love…

So you know how in the US even a little sexuality gets a game an M rating? The same is true in Japan for any game that allows killing civillians. In Goldeneye you can kill scientists and in Jet Force Gemini you can kill the civillians.

Oh man, this is just like that one time they switched Family Guy’s time slot.

Eh, Sony can still be the king. After all, what is a king to a god?

“Now, Sony is the first-party king of gaming.”