Mostly because the other option is Nintendo just hanging up its hat and walking off into the sea

Think the question is more does every game need to be this?

... 3, 2, 1 ... /sigh

Yes.

Cloud understood the importance of keeping his work relationships strictly professional after the last time he tried to make a friend ended with him waking up in a field of grass surrounded by bodies.

Golly. And here the fandom has me thinking that Cloud was some man ho’ running from his Evil Jesus of an Ex with his harem which includes a men, women, an animal, a teenager, and whatever the hell Vincent is.

“I will…never be a memory,” Sephiroth taunts when Cloud kills him yet again.

Of course it’s a SA2 adaption.

It didn’t say “Lotsa Spaghetti” when asked what to eat.

Sonic now is like Sonic back in the 2000s; SEGA isn’t sure what to do with it beyond making shows. One thing Sonic decisively has over Mario is that there’s been a TV show in some matter of production for about 30 years.

This is going to be the new “GTA 6 Confirmed!” isn’t it?

Is Palworld a clever, satirical takedown of Pokémon games?

Not sure what their new angle is

Feel like FF7 doesn’t start getting good until after you get out of Midgar the Kalm Flashback even if Disc 1 has one of my favorite parts of the game. There was definitely a lot of padding in the first few hours.

Pokemon plays like jRPG Lite; meant to be a tutorial into one of the more difficult genres of games. Even the mainline story, from starting Trainer to Champion, is supposed to be the tutorial to get you ready for PVP.

You’ll need to explain how this is a whataboutism.

I’ll take “Whataboutism” for 200.

What constitutes a “Better Job”?

Saw those ads on TV this year.

But it sold anyway