This argument always get a chuckle out of me as a Sonic fan.

Would go to Panda Express more if they showed any sense of urgency getting folks through the line.

One of my favorite Peach memories came from an OVA that got badly dubbed; The Rescue of Princess Peach. Which like the Mario Movie showed the Mario Bros as being incompetent but they eventually win anyway because they’re the protagonists.

After seeing what the Top 20 Bestselling games were so far in 2023 this isn’t hard to believe. Call of Duty was 3rd and is usually in the Top 20 on any given year. And the bestselling game was ... Hogwarts Legacy.

This makes PC Gaming sound like “ Hey guys! Wanna spend a lot of time and more money to play technically superior games in a dark room by yourself? “ and I thought we were trying to get away from those stereotypes.

Feel that.

Gosh. Was semi-joking about the Titler-thing yesterday and here we are.

That model looks uncanny (staring directly at the camera) and over-animated (entire face is moving though the head and nose? stay still).

Thought Yuri on Ice was good not great.

Titler sounds like the type of thing you’d know for sure exists on the Internet since you know the Internet, but are scared shitless to verify with a search.

Netflix is already included in some Xfinity packages.

More surprised Elemental beat it than Spiderverse.

Microsoft’s looking at it from the wrong angle if they’re still considering this a “Console War”

They’re too stubborn. And have too much money.

Areith’s death was a scene so iconic that even people who’ve never played the game would know. A key difference is that she died at the end of the first Disk and after this epic globe trotting adventure.

Even as a kid I thought Aerith dying was the worst thing about FF7.

Tell me that the worst Final Fantasy was FF8.

The story’s been done. A lot.

Toadsworth: Peach, take your 3 friends and go find Mario.

They knew what they were doing when they opened with this. Looks bland compared to the Mario games and even Detective Pikachu Returns.