I mean, why else would he be riding the bus? 

Seemed like a budget game even compared to other Mario Spinoffs, and that a common complaint around launch was how little content there was seemingly with the expectation to “finish” the game with DLC. If it sold that poorly that may not invest anymore money into it. 

It’s not just about the Deck. Nintendo doesn’t want to put out a $400+ console that will still preform worse than the competitor consoles.

Knowing Nintendo, the Switch’s successor is going to be a completely different console between them liking their gimmicks and wanting to avoid a Wii to Wii U-like situation again.

It’s OK to like bad movies. 

Is it sad that’s the first thing I thought of reading this list?

women’s streaming audience always takes a hit once the dudes tuning in realize she’s off the market

Intermissions haven’t been a thing in anything that’s not a Double (or More) Feature in a few decades, but were designed to encourage people to go get a refill at the concession stand.

Have a neurological disorder but thanks for making it personal.

Are you dense?

Marvel gotta Marvel and make movie-going an All Day Event

In-N-Out has about 380 locations in 9 States.

That sounds sort-of intentional.

Thought a reason they usually didn’t use Storm was because her power and proficiency are so great that she could solve most problems immediately.

Yeah. Thought Wolverine (the comic book character) was Canadian ...

What is a Queen to a Goddess? 

And you think nothing is somehow more effective?

There seems to be a growing perception that every AAA game must be a forever-game with 60+ hours of busy-work over a highly replayable game.

That Headline is sort-of sensationalist.

but an overwhelming amount of the time these rules are effective