like every other Fenway jackass who catches a homer hit by the visiting team.

[Sigh]

More proof f0r Suggs' conspiracy theory that Goodell is out to get him. Couldn't let the Ravens "have it in a landslide" at the Super Bowl, couldn't let him "have it with a Slip-N-Slide" at Soldier.

"Oh suuuure, all well and good when some cracker in Boston pulls this, but when a brother does it, it's... Hmm? 'Duck' boat? Oh. Nevermind."

Reader: Mr. Flacco, you're kind of in shadow. Mind stepping into the light for the photo?

Christopher, Grasper

Ugh. First, a month of jokes about Froome being a doper during the Tour, now this. Hard to miss Deadspin's bias against the sport.

Debatable. But for that catcher, at least, both are going to result in at least a couple dropped balls.

"We will never use proper names. It's that simple: NEVER. And you can only use caps." - Scrabble creator Dan Snyder

ESPN Exec: We need to let you go, Hugh. Times are hard, we're trying to establish a serious journalistic image here, and Jemele and Michael are the ones out there every day talking to sources, breaking stories.

"I'll be out of work for, like, five minutes."

Most Seahawks fans are fine, but it's ones like that who get on people's nerves with their 12th "Mannnnnn..."

Served In Anything But a Cup

Dragon Ball Zzz

Incredibly, Michael is still not the Weiner in New York these days doing the more half-hearted job defending his union.

Through tears, Moore announced his retirement, saying, "Somehow, I just expected that my body would always be a GIF that would keep on GIFing."

To hop on the Cafardo-venting bandwagon, his mailbag columns are awful and made even more frustrating by knowing that he probably has some of the best access on the beat. His answers follow a formula of: