"A couple people started talking (abusively) and things started to get a little heated. Colton Scurry is the one who started the entire fight. He pushed me. Multiple people can verify that."

Unimpressed.

The first 90% of this video is pretty boring and in the end the guy gets pulled away from the scene while he yells about his arm being squeezed too tightly.

Just another Torontonian in 2014 dragging the leafs down.

Mostly disappointed this didn't merit ringing in the 2014-2015 "HOT FUCKING STOVE" tag

"Y...yeah! That!"

Above: the kindest thing anyone has ever said about Garin Cecchini's defense.

Oy, this is how saturated sports media is right now: I thought this was mock Jeter -worship.

who hurt u?

Nantz: That will slice again. Nick, Shmurda has really been struggling this tournament.

...He Wants His Attitude Towards Other Cultures Back

"RABBITHOLE"

Obviously. Northwestern's grades are good, and its unionization probably thumbed the scale as well.

Si, Luigi go for-a the last game... What's-a the problem?

"I went looking around my apartment and started having palpitations. Sweat was pouring off my forehead," he told the AP. "I'm looking at my finger and it's not there."

That was in defense of best Baltimore bud Ray Rice post-elevator.

Domestic violence qualifies as a "mistake" to him, so guessing he won't lose sleep over this.

On the BBC, Jonathan Pearce's grasp of GLT was... not solid:

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