The funniest part is that the whole notion of "discussing or portraying rape desensitizes people to it and triggers trauma in victims" started as an argument made in the 80s to silence feminists and prevent them from discussing rape culture.

It's also the basis for the disproved idea that "jokes normalize behavior"…

"___ just fucked us."

Nope its fun every time.

No, no it does not.

I wanted a massive comedic geyser of vomit and instead got nothing

I was promised gut-clearing puking.

It could always be worse, they could be Mizzou

I...do get paid when this happens, yea?

I would watch the shit out of this. I would buy the DVD (yes, actually buy.) Hell, I will donate to the Kickstarter campaign to get this thing rolling.

Lasso: "How many countries are in this country?"

Now that you mention it... so would I.

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.