actually...

I think you need some time with an anatomy book.

Yet I still love my Vita, it's the best PSP ever!

But Rincewind always thought it looked a sort of greenish-purple."

I have both (okay, all 3). Wii U wins the year for solid, triple A titles hands down.

One year later I just bought a Wii U.

People still use IE?

I'm sure they could have just had an Apple Genius look at it and they would have replaced it on the spot.

This happens every time Putin takes his shirt off

Tracking the number of pedos within 0.2 miles is extremely useful.

Because I don't want to watch a youtube video and I want to read words.

At $20 just get one and see?

Not to mention, the game has been out for almost 20yrs, so he's a bit off there. Unless he was using a 286 for the last decade (Which likely couldn't run duke 3d iirc).

Ubisoft: "Ugh, looks terrible. No one wants that."

Tilts and airs and smash attacks. There was also some differences between specials. The characters were about as similar as Mario is to Luigi.

If you are just using it as a home media hub, why would you need the a newly updated version?

I'd consider some Mario, but I was never impressed by Luigi's Mansion 1. What I took away from that game was that Luigi liked humping furniture.

"We had two bags of gysahl greens, seventy-five pieces of phoenix down, five hi-powered elixirs, a saltshaker half-full of smelling salts, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored hypers, tranquilizers, eye drops, echo screens... Also, a quart of remedy, a quart of holy water, a case of potions, a pint of raw ether, and…

basicly, they banned all the good ones.