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Oh my god! This is the Massacre at Bowling Green that Kellyanne Conwoman was talking about! She can see the future!

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

I know that I should feel bad about this, but I’m having trouble mustering it up. I’m a terrible person.

Steps to fucking Joe Ricketts.

Also I respect how Kristen is SUPER “yeah if your kids aren’t vaccinated stay the fuck away from us kthnxbai” she does not mince words on it.

Keep trying Jezebel, I’m not going to hate Kristen Bell, and don’t know why you think I should.

Who let the CEO of Burger King on here?

Can we get a list of the white morons that chose to stand?

God his presidency feel so like Camelot at this point.

As an autistic person it blows my mind that people would rather have a dead kid than an autistic one.

Umm no, W. is a war criminal, people need to stop treating him like he is a good person. The bar is so low that Americans would welcome back a war criminal. FFS.

They only reason they haven’t is because Mango Unchained has hasn’t assigned Ambassadors to most countries, and there’s no one there to fuck things up.

It happened to me, many a year ago. I was serving an American couple and got to chatting with them, they told me that with my customer service skills and education I could make sooooooo much more money in the States. Which...was nice, I guess? They meant to compliment me? Then they left a shitty tip and went their

Requirement to serve in the Orange clown administration? Be an asshole.

Little known fact: Emancipation Proclamation also mentions that we no longer are restricted to nasty candy.

If you can be “owned” by a fifth grader, as an adult whose entire job it is to be prepared, you need to re-examine your life choices.

Hey Kelly, go fuck yourself, you craven little piece of shit. How dare you stand up for this fucking slimeball who insulted John McCain’s POW status and fucking POLITICIZED YOUR OWN DEAD SON TO SCORE POLITICAL POINTS, so you can insult a grieving woman (Wilson was apparently at least somewhat close to Johnson). There

There’s no way Trump’s senile fat ass could climb a rope ladder.