“Meanwhile, the NRA has delayed running political ads in Virginia for 8 days”

If you are here to say “not all gun owners” in a response to a discussion about gun control:

“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. That certainly hasn’t helped there.”

I think it would be remiss of me not to share LBC presenter James O’Brien’s reaction to anti-foreigner UKIP choosing a new logo of a purple lion (which looks very much like the logo already in place for the Premier League):

How many times a day do you use that word, I bet a lot. Get over yourself.

I think that it would be easier to determine who ISN’T a grifter among Trump’s cabinet of deplorables.

no President has accomplished what we have accomplished in the first 9 months

I’m pretty sure the phone call was actually Sarah Huckabee Sanders pretending to be Carmen Yulin Cruz.

“I’m Rand Paul and I approve this message.”

Only half-related: Natalie Morales is the best. Her twitter pays me giggle dividends regularly.

This is horrible, and seriously so gross. On a brighter note, I encourage all of you to check out Natalie Morales in one of the greatest one-season wonders of all time, The Middleman. Crime-fighting! Camp! A pancake shop called “Batter of the Bulge”!

Ted Cruz will flip to yes, cause he’s a slippery fuck. He’s basically a hagfish wearing a human skin.

Here’s another thing that happened. The Pacific Ocean warmed another degree after this burn.

If you had asked me that when I was a new mother, I would have told “mommy porn” would be me watching someone else (anyone- I have no standards) clean my house, do laundry and change diapers while I rest for just one fucking minute.

There is a part of me that wants to make a point by opening up a bakery that refuses to serve ANYONE who is in violation of ANY Biblical edict.

Gooch is crazy.