I'm bummed out over still not finding a job. Living off social security isn't enough to pay rent and bills or even live a comfortable life.

OOo What tiny comic strip?

So I guess Beyonce didn't have IBS.

Is she gonna give her baby shaken baby syndrome by performing?

Maybe she had a stomach ache. You don't know she's pregnant.

I hate when there's no artist credit.

Get men pregnant. Problem solved.

I really liked it. But I went with some friend who just had to tag along and complain about the show.

I KNEW I FUCKING SAW HIM THERE.

Is there a way to tell if I've been registered for the program.

Nope, save yourself the time, skip season 3. Watch the opener for Season 4 where they recap the previous season and that's pretty much all you need.

I did not get the job I was dying for at a magazine. But I did get a few bottles of Maker's Mark to ease the pain.

The homosexuals ruin everything.

Son of a bitch, my go to stress food is hot dogs. I had like 7 in various forms on Thursday. When I'm stressed I don't like having sex, so what's the next best thing to a dick? A hot dog.

Was hoping this one made it:

I always am! I don't wake up with headaches or upset stomach. I just roll out of bed, light a cig, and keep chugging along.

The first two bother me: What the hell was that woman doing in the first one? She looks like she had been chased through the woods and then hit by a car.

Just came back from a get together where my drinking skills we're finally noticed and people didn't sit around drinking bitch drinks.

Do I get those 20 free games if I bought it at launch?

I thought the opening word was Taliban.