I had like party food set up to enjoy this, but I just can't get into this.

I'm watching that that Tiffany Fan Doc, "I think We're Alone Now."

OMG she has that DVD on netflix of her standup where she's posed as Rosie the Riveter on the cover!

Oh fuck Odell, this isn't the fucking Little Miss USA Pageant. Order a real meal.

It's such a classic!

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE IS THE GREATEST WEBSITE IN HISTORY SINCE XTUBE.

God dammit Portland, I had such high hopes for you!

You could be like the homosexuals and use animal terms to describe your weight. Like a Bear. Or Otter.

What exactly are we going to be getting with the eShop on the 3DS? I've seen no news of WTF we're supposed to get.

My Saturday night has consisted of me walking around in a drunken post rapture stupor, eating Mcchickens, and sexting with a Navy guy.

Pray we are raptured before it happens.

I was just thinking this. Every made it out to be such an original idea. But all i'm seeing is Battle Royale Knock off.

AHH! I love Dario Argento! Suspiria was amazing.

I need a movie to watch thats on Netflix Instant Queue. Any Recommendations?

Oh god.

What exactly is a tiny vagina? I don't understand.

Will there be drinks?

Where does that leave their son? Does he need a place to stay?

Nope, I live in California.

I was watching Rupauls Drag Race so I've been feeling quite sassy all morning.