God dammit, I just set up a mint account this afternoon. Now I'm worried.

I'm waiting for it to be revealed that all the other Baldwin brothers are failed attempts to clone Alec Baldwin.

What about Macbook pro pre unibody?

Favorite thing said this episode:

Where's the best place to get Car Parts? Online and off.

@Ineedmorecowbell: I expected it to work in 6 hours, took it before bedtime. Not working so much.

@Salye: This sounds dangerous, I just want to poop, not unleash a tsunami.

@Ineedmorecowbell: Can I eat? Should I eat?

@withoutabaedeker: I FEEL LIKE THERE IS A DIAMOND PRARIE DOGGIN'.

@EKane: I've been pissing like crazy with all the water im drinking.

I can't poop, there was that article on constipation yesterday, and here I am unable to poop.

It's like the universe is telling me I have to go to the doctor.

@morninggloria: This is me! I go from one group people to another, I'm like Goldie Locks but instead of porridge I'm going through people.

The mood set by the reading of this article isn't helped by Feist's Lonely Lonely deciding to come on itunes.

@whiplashchick: I prefer to be alone, but at the same time I don't. It's just hard finding people worth talking to.

I lack social skills, I have anxiety so bad I get panic attacks washing my hair, and immense trouble meeting people who after 5 sentences I don't despise.

Maybe someone should have viagra removed from being covered by insurance.

The intro to Edge of Seventeen, fucking christ, I thought Stevie was about to start singing Bootilicious.

As a manic depressive, I call bullshit.

@fridaphile: I want to know who made these for her. Only other person I know who made this was Nagi Noda and she died in 08.