Oh god, why did he have to have the same name as me!?

A tool bidding on a tool?

1.) Who ever the fuck started the use of the word fey, please die.

@bess marvin, girl detective: Oh god. That is why I could not live with roommates.

@napalmnacey is an angry feminist: How long before people understand that is the bloat tool at work? #lolspeak

@hortense: As do I, but here It's too much.

I find her very attractive in all of these.

@Lincolnsbeard33: By taking it instead of giving it. #healthcarereform

@Nariel: Oreo. #healthcarereform

@fakezen: They should get someone to add an amendment to prohibit the use of federal funds for Viagra. #healthcarereform

@porcuPINE: They shit they're saying about him is insane. #healthcarereform

@AuburnPonytail: I'm too depressed to go get one.

@evility: Isn't it awesome?

OKay the shit I'm reading on twitter is infuriating.

Has anyone else read Where the Girls Are?

@Her Grace: Again, that was never separate and equal. #gaymarriagemaine

@PurpleFlamingo: It seems to be equal to me. #womenongoogle

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: Same here! I should really watch that again. #chinafashionweek

This looks amazing. I want to eat her hair in an attempt to gain it's magnificence. #chinafashionweek

@Her Grace: It's a word. If they want to hang on to such a pathetic remnant, then let them. #gaymarriagemaine