@pesematology: Are there people going around in darkened alleys shoving meat down peoples throats?

We need animal blood to keep the spine straight, people! #natalieportman

@ericacartman: My vision of vegans and vegetarians always goes back to that episode of the Simpsons.

@tailfeather: I still don't understand how of the editors on both Lifehacker and Gizmodo haven't flipped their shit over these changes considering they both deal with tech and AND FUCKING USER INTERFACES.

@theorchidthief: THIS, This is the biggest issue I have so far.

@TransFat: This is what I came to post. I loved her in the episode. #deaths

@MmSM: Trashy Hooka! Toxic Parent! #michaellohanneneleakes

Fucking NeNe, I want to sit down with her and talk shit about everyone.

@salthegeek: It's fun to be pessimistically optimistic!

I fear for any career industry where people like this are considered employable. #lizjones

It only counts if you saw nipple. #meghanmccain

There's no structure to the site now, with each revision it just gets messier to me.

OH NOES!

My sister will make someone cry, I know it. At 14 she's turned into a sarcastic misanthropic monster.

The font talk has got me all excited.

I must say she has too much make up on.

That is not Penelope cruz. I call bullshit. She looks weird to me.

@banh mi: I feel so depressed that almost orgasm at the sight of futura.

@lijakaca: I'm shocked this wasn't posted here.

I'll agree there sure as hell were accurate portrayals of gays every where, but positive my ass.