I know it's just rumors and such, but I do love the idea of the initial plot being kicked off by "Luke Skywalker is missing. We need to find him." It's clever, interesting, and hints at something being wrong before the film even starts. And Hamill with beard is pretty sweet.

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess

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I wonder if he would have still ended up on Parks and Rec if he landed the Kirk role. Cause if it came down to the two, I think being deprived of Andy Dwyer would have been the bigger loss to me, and the world. But more me.

YOUR SOCKS AND HEAD WILL BE MY TROPHIES, FOUL ONE!

I hope Zaheer is as complex as possible. We don't actually know why they wanted to kidnap the avatar. I'm not sure any of his crew, especially him, are capable of murdering a child. They enjoy the thrill of fighting, but they don't seem to be very malicious individuals. Also, I wonder if their desire to "obtain" the…

Hah first thing I thought of was Sigmar from Warhammer. Toph will be worshipped as a god soon.

DO THE THING!

If they wold have let Kevin Spacey play Luthor more like Frank Underwood (House of Cards) than Gene Hackman, he would have been perfect.

I can see the first episode starting with an asteroid just barely missing Earth.

YES. When I first saw the thumbnail picture of the cheesecake, I definitely thought it had cigarette butts clinging to it. Eesh.

I went back and changed the tag on the old one specifically so I could use this multiple times.

Did he fall on his jingle bells?

You get a star for that!

I'm glad George Miller has gotten his fill of dancing penguins and is back to making action. I hope he's taking vitamins and getting regular checkups. I want him to finish his new Mad Max trilogy. This rivals the new Star Wars trilogy for me, in terms of anticipation.

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…