Queen of Canada?

Ferrari tanks Chris Harris and everyone in the sphere knows about it because it's Chris Harris. Same goes with Jalopnik, right? But maybe not for a smaller rag like Double Clutch. It's great then, to see journalism in action, that Jalopnik can bang the pots and pans, make all the noise Double Clutch couldn't. Others…

My favorite Ferrari of the parade?

That many Ferrari's and I don't see a SINGLE fire safety crew. That's just asking for catastrophe.

What The Fuck?!

If, and I hope it won't work out this way, it turns out that this was all a big scam, that there isn't a sick kid, or there's a kid who isn't suck; I will lose all faith in humanity, or what little faith I have left.

The commercial sucked. The lead actress/model is not interesting, outside of her transgendered life choice (I use the word choice very loosely so as to avoid the "Gay is a Choice" argument) and on all marketing and aesthetic levels, I think that the commercial in question is simply terrible. Not because it features a…

Wow. That's one hot Escalade. Probably one of the hottest ever.

Correction:

That, good sir, is a cracked Crack Pipe with cracked crack in.

I'm looking at moving in to corrections, as a job... a career. In the process, I've spoken to a few guards and corrections officers, a couple of whom are retired and heard some pretty wacky stories. This article reminds me of one, told to me by an older guy who, now retired, had 25 years in corrections and as such saw…

Hear hear!

Tolerance works both ways, you know. That means being tolerant of others intolerance.

Dear Jalopnik,

It's a dick smacking contest. In this corner, a dick. And in that corner, another dick. Win, lose or draw, you'll love the result of this no-holds-barred, drag out, smash down, brawl because - and this is either way - a dick is going to get fucked!

Dear Shark-Fin-Soup-Guy,

Bah and freakin' humbug.

I should clarify; after being T-Boned by a douche who ignored a Stop, spun around in traffic and ended up face to face with my almost doom - an over loaded cement truck, I was simply aghast to discover that the offending driver, the berk who slammed my passenger side, had exited his Caravan not to offer assistance,…

Only at Pebble Beach could a $275K near-write-off be considered in the same vein as a fender bender between a Matrix and a Camry.

I owned an F-body when I was a kid, it was one of my first cars. And this was more then a few years back, let's just say... suffice us to say that owning one, even an '88 GT, was enough for the rest of my life. I understand there are some guys out there who love that LRA, but I will never, ever own another LRA…