I would like to submit that the bachelor just isn’t any good any more. after 37 season (or however many) the novelty has worn off, and the stakes are really low because the contestants rarely, if ever, get married, and when they do, the relationships don’t work.

While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

Is this because GenX won’t take a side in the skinny jean/side part war? 

Oh the movie never ends, it goes on and on and on...

He sent sex toys and a douche? Holy fucking creepy stalker, Batman! Call the po-po and ask for a restraining order. Also, there is no fucking way he told his wife what he sent. I’d mail that shit back to his wife with a note saying her husband is a goddamn psycho and that she should be aware of his creeping. And that…

and his wife finally got him to confess to sending me “practical joke packages” (for the record, I don’t know if he told her what was in them),

Maybe the first letter writer should just go straight for a restraining order. Seems like the most appropriate course of action, as I don’t know what the police would do exactly (generally, police departments don’t always know how to handle stalking or even take it seriously, which is what I’m guessing this would fall…

And if an ALABAMA SORORITY thinks you’re too racist...

Alternate possibility: she has dumb, rich parents who are paying out-of-state rates to send her to what is not an especially prestigious university, and isn’t even all that close to either a beach or a ski slope.

I think Kate can help out. She can somehow manage a wine glass and clutch with one hand totally free.

Yes, likely, but also a jerk. I was also an alcoholic, but I’m not a jerk, so I never punched or kicked anyone. I don’t even have a rifle!

Palin allegedly punched her in the face, kicked her, and threatened to kill himself with his semi-automatic rifle.

...he would have gone to jail stemming from cutting the brake lines in school buses which is especially dangerous for passengers during an Alaskan winter.

My eldest has PTSD (OIF/OEF/HOA) and has never abused an intimate partner. He’s too busy trying to hurt himself when he spirals down to do anything to another person. Plus he carried away a deep seated distaste for violence of any kind.

Maybe, but I’m more convinced it was Obama.

I don’t generally watch past the opening of awards shows but I would clear my calendar for this.

But then why not say Amber is the feminist host we need? I love Seth Meyer, and I agree with your sentiments, but it still might be nice to not have a white male host.

I think you bring up a good point, and no, I don’t think it’s inherently wrong to believe the men you love. However, if you’re a public figure like Lena, and you feel the need to release a statement that the victim is lying, even though you have no way of actually knowing what happened, that’s where you cross a line.

Lena is an asshole and it’s annoying that she’s made feminism a part of her brand. She’s the epitome of a white feminist. Lena doesn’t want to embrace women of color or understand intersectionality. Lena just wants to be equal to white men. The rest of us can kick rocks. I’m not surprised she chose not to stand in…

Last time I checked, machismo was a problem fucking everywhere, whether displayed openly or more slyly.