On a local level, it is often perfectly okay to kick around homeless people. I live in a place that is trying to pass “no sitting” ordinances.

The end of the story is not written.

This occurred to me last night. I even wondered if the cameras are there now. :-p

Ellen’s show does seem to be getting stranger. It’s all about give aways and scaring celebrities by jumping out at them and giving them strange and/or over-the-top generous gifts. There was one episode awhile back where she bought out some semi-celeb or athlete’s entire gift registry. It seems a little desperate.

I know someone who shattered (shattered! Like a china plate!) their wrist slipping on ice at a friend’s home. Their homeowner’s covered it, plus the PT that got her wrist pretty close to where it was to begin with. Not perfect, but fine. No follow-up law suit. I agree that it probably has something to do with…

I was excited to see the show, but turned it off before the end of the monologue when she went on and on about cleaning a small child’s butthole.

I remember this happening to Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow about a hundred years ago. They were a couple once.

He’s so weird.

Completely their plan. If they can keep all of the hot-button issues at the forefront, the poor will either not vote or vote against their own economic self-interest.

You are cute and twee, like Zooey Deschanel. Proceed.

100% Pro-life and 100% Pro-gun doesn’t quite add up...

“A breath of vodka.” My new favorite phrase.

My partner’s great-grandparents left Denmark to come to America in the 1800’s. They were both married to other people. Chances are good that the grandmother was pregnant on the boat. They married here, but nobody knows if there was ever a divorce in Denmark. Without “normalizing” it, I totally acknowledge that it as…

Urban bears aren’t afraid of people, because people = food. The waving of hands and strong stance no longer work. There was a bear shot in Colorado Springs yesterday. :-( It’s hard to be an urban bear. The best plan is keeping food completely out of range so they don’t think garbage cans are a reliable food source. (I…

If someone asked me to do this off the top of my head and there was a mic in my face, I’d freeze.

So was the point of telling fans to take and post selfies at the game to immediately make fun of them for doing so? Particularly young women taking selfies? Those announcers are a couple of assholes.

Same with my parents in 1961. Mother didn’t want an engagement ring, and they both wore contemporary flat gold bands.

I designed these, although I’m sure there are lots out there pretty similar. My ring is on the left with my Grandmother’s diamond. My partner’s (Spouse, wife…) is on the right - she wanted a small stone. Our birthstones are inset in the flat ends as a little secret/surprise. This ring showing is fun.

OMG, OMG - I have a 2nd degree connection with a woman who was offered a spot on RHWOA. Not that this is news, but she declined when she was told they must have conflict and drama and be generally horrible people to each other.

I was at a wedding 2 weeks ago where it was announced at the end that guests could/should take home a centerpiece.