The best line I ever read in a parenting book was, "If you think your teenager isn't lying to you, you're delusional." (Paraphrased from Queen Bees and Wannabees by Rosalind Wiseman.)

this is how I feel about the dress.

We think alike!!

Wasn't she actually burglarized (burgled?)? I thought robbery was in person.

Eddie Izzard explains it all.

If you know anything about Colorado Springs, it makes total sense that 1) he's from here, and 2) he now believes himself to be the victim.

It's amazing what 10 years did to the quality of condoms. UGH. Who did they think they were helping?

*removed the second half of the verse.)* I edited and then didn't proof read.

I'm also a fan of white wine - but I didn't know it could do that to you!

We all wish we knew. Like I said…a single enlightened moment. :-/ I had to leave.

I graduated from high school in Texas in the early 80's. The school district must have had a single enlightened moment, because Planned Parenthood came into the schools and did a couple of days on birth control, etc. Can I emphasize enough that this was Texas? Pre-AIDS awareness - the first time I remember hearing…

Actually, it DOES, and we WIN!!! Luke 17:35

Moon Roof is pretty awesome, though. Maybe I'll give that name to my next cat. ;-)

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Early feminists didn't do much for lesbians and gay rights, while lesbians worked their butts off for reproductive rights that didn't really effect them. I agree that anyone who experiences oppression should stand up for others who experience it - but it seems to be a sad part of human nature to want someone upon whom…

Consistency is everything.

I spoiled the dog in lieu of spoiling the kids.

The evolution of his philosophy was amazing to read in his autobiography. Sadly, his death cut all of that short.

Jon Bon Jovi looked awesome with his natural hair color. I want to tell John Goodman, Mike Meyers and Will Farrell that their too-darkly-dyed hair look like helmets.

I don't understand why the waitress didn't tell her that it actually was WW toast the first time. Could have saved a lot of toast cutting.