And don’t forget the biggest fake of all: Donald J. Trump.

Plot of episode four of The Crown (Act of God), now playing on Netflix.

They might be “in pain.”

I definitely got crap for being Pagan in several of my jobs. My first job was at Sears in like, 2000, and I don’t remember how, but at some point it came out that I was Pagan. One of my co-workers brought it up in front of several customers, and joined them in telling me how wrong I was. One woman told me that “you…

Came here to say I have worked for people like this, people that steal your labor and pay you nothing and call themselves smart for doing so. They turn around and shit on the poor for not making money yet refuse to pay them for an honest day’s work. This year is the THIRD TIME in less than ten years that I’ve had to…

White skin.

Trump screwing people out of money means nothing to him because he’s never had to worry about it, but getting stiffed at this scale this literally ruins people’s lives.

“You can tell what God thinks about money by the people he gives it to.” - Dorothy Parker

As long as they make the men wear the same thing, I’m good with it.

The first person I’ll cast is Jon Hamm, obviously:

Best female friends

Because in America female breasts should only be for the sexual enjoyment of men. Any time a woman uses them for the purpose that nature intended, the collective fragile masculinity shatters.

I get offended by racist white asshole bitches that complain about how they are not being able to say whatever they want without being held accountable. Yes you’re a fucking moral dinosaur asshole, you’re views are backwards and your time is over. Equality is at hand and globalization in inevitable. If you can’t learn…

Haverchuck FOREVER.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Rome treated conquered tribes worse than modern societies, russia, china, us, australia, etc. For instance first thing they did in england was to gang rape the queens daughters in front of her. They paraded conquered tribal chiefs in rome while people threw rotten food at them then cut off their heads. They built…

No, that shit doesn’t fucking fly anymore. You don’t get a pass for being racist just because “you were born in another time”. There are plenty of olds out there who treat everyone with respect, regardless of their race, religion or gender.

“When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist.”