As am I, but you know what, killer whales are fierce and pretty incredible. I’ll take it.

So living in London and collecting playboy boyfriends who are Russian and Greek left her with a ESL accent in English?

She’s clearly doing a fake accent. She didn’t talk like that recently, it sounds unbelievably ridiculous.

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This. You’re dating Mariah Carey.

I really don’t understand the panic about Wiccans. And I was raised a pretty religious Jew. I remember asking my religious father about Wicca and he said, “they worship rocks and water and stuff.” Which I know is reductive and kind of offensive but they literally just worship nature WHAT IS THE PROBLEM.

Well then its a good thing we’re not talking about men in women’s bathrooms right. We’re talking about trans women in womens bathrooms and trans men in mens bathrooms, in case you couldn’t keep up.

Some of us are “some people”. Congrats on being privileged and rich enough not to have to give any fucks about society, though. That must be sweet.

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

Dude, posts like these are annoying. We’re operating on the honor system here and it takes away from the believability of all the stories when people are just straight up flexing their fiction writing skills.

These laws absolutely should exist. Repealing them would be the absolute wrong move.

I absolutely loved Michael’s expression when she said that. He literally cocked his head like a confused puppy.

Uggh, Heather. The way she over-enunciates every word sounds like she’s trying to teach everyone a second language. Her speech pattern is the epitome of condescension. Uggggh. I want her gone too.

Jesus and after she mangled that metaphor she resuscitated its corpse two more times in the same episode. STAHP.

i just dont know how to feel. vicki and kelly are awful. kelly was pushed but she shouldnt have went that low. i dont think heather is the “puppet while everyone else is the master”( LOLOLOLOL) tho

When I was watching last night I thought to myself “this is the Housewives dark magic at work...I feel sorry for Kelly Dodd.” She has been totally horrible, the things she says are indefensible and yet her apology is always “I didn’t mean it!” as if everyone’s supposed to just respond “oh, okay then!” But to have…

What bothers me is that this woman is a professor...

How can it be a ripoff when literally every single person watching the debate had the same thought? At least everyone I was with watching it. We immediately started doing the Jaws theme.

With the exception of the opening skit, I felt that last night was flat compared to the previous two Saturdays. Bruno Mars killed it though on his first number.

The Economist’s new cover: