literally no one is blaming Lena Dunham, dude

OR they are over the age of 35 and just can’t let a sentence go without proper punctuation because they weren’t raised that way. Cher excepted because she has the soul of a teenager I suppose.

Millennials are each a special flower.

I am very sorry for those whose income relys on snowfall, but after last winter if I never see another flake I will be a happy woman.

...some people...equate transgendered with transracial. No. Just nope.

Er well that’s your job.

Justin Theroux almost drowned on his honeymoon with Jennifer Aniston. [Us Weekly]

The Views Weighs In... With Uninformed Speculation

To me, this sounds like the only tolerable hair salon conversation.

Very sad. “Good girl” for not going to college? Wishing she didn’t have to wear excess makeup? And then participating in a photoshoot that’s mocking the shallow life she’s been pushed into.

Wow. She found a safe place to leave her baby that she was clearly incapable of taking care of.

I assume the mother was trying to leave the baby where she thought ppl who would care for and love the baby would find it.

Lots of women have rape fantasies. Please remember that kink shaming is not okay, and neither acting in nor viewing videos simulating rape is an endorsement of actual rape.

Is “attainable” code for “not super hot?” Never heard that one before.

I thought I had this but I'm so confused now.

I’m with you. Most celebs, I can at least see why people would be attracted to them, even if I’m not. (Brad Pitt, for example.) But Cumberbatch, with his cold, reptilian eyes? *shudder* No freakin’ idea.

Oh, step on a rusty nail, haters. This is clearly a parody of the absurdity of the fashion world these days and not transphobic at all. I don’t even think he is supposed to be transgender in the first place. I think he’s supposed to be alien-like. Which is also a joke on how people have compared Cumberbatch’s…

Why are people attracted to him? I do not get it.

“so you suck his dick”..is it me or is there some slut shamy subtone? as if it’s super gross to perform oral sex on a guy as a woman. can’t imagine someone would say “so you licked her pussy and you are not even going to kiss her?”

I am going to miss you and your writing so much, Mark.